Ginger “G-strap” Lee, the exotic dancer (some say she’s a “stripper” and there’s nothing exotic about it) and porn actress, former star of “Greedy Sluts I”, “Greedy Sluts II”, “Sausage Vixens”, and “Meat Muskets the Musical”, was reportedly offended by text-messages from Congressman Anthony Weiner that referred to his “package” (a euphemism, Lee said, for “something I find offensive”). Lee also said she found Congressman Weiner’s name offensive, because it’s a euphemism for his “package”.
Lee is defended by Gloria Allred, the feminist discrimination attorney who specializes in high-profile cases that are usually settled in denominations of $1000, instead of ones, fives, and tens, which is what Ginger is normally used to. Allred was reportedly looking for a new gig after the Tiger Woods affairs, where she represented a number of alleged mistresses, including another pornographic actress, Joslyn James (despite helping draft 1985 L.A. County anti-porn legislation which, sources close to Allred say “didn’t pay as well”). Allred and the offended Lee “somehow found one another” an enthusiastic Lee said, “you know, like a flesh pistol finds a happy holster”.
Lee said she’s indignant, because she found the congressman’s remarks demeaning to her as a woman. “I just feel words like ‘package’ are an affront to me as a strong, independent female, with a meaningful career and contribution to society, and I won’t stand for it.” Attorney Allred said, “It’s one thing to have something like that inside you, perhaps from dozens of complete strangers, and to get paid for it, but to have to listen to it alluded to by someone you know, for free – it’s just outrageous, and I think it’s damaging. Definitely, there’s some damage. We’ll be seeking damages.”
Ginger called Congressman Weiner a bad example, and is reportedly looking at properties in Beverly Hills, and “putting out feelers” one P.R. representative said, for possibly more substantive film roles, like the lead in “Lolita 2012: Argmageddon”, and the part of the rejected lover in “Scorned 3”, a made-for-DVD “soft-core” erotic film. Meanwhile, various press reports have begun referring to the congressman’s spouse as “his pregnant wife”, which journalism insiders say is setting up the next set of stories, as the soon to be bankrupt public servant will likely have to pay his own spouse first, a divorce suit being necessary for her to avoid becoming penniless at the behest of newly minted spokesperson for women, Ginger Lee, and feminist icon Gloria Allred.