The primary topic of the Republican presidential debates was who each candidate would bomb, if he or she were elected. Newt Gingrich wants to bomb Iran, starting with their oil supply, but said he’d bomb anyone if it would reduce the price of oil. Rick Perry said he’d bomb Syria, after implementing a no-fly zone. Michele Bachmann would bomb Mexico, as a way of stemming the tide of brown people into the US. And Herman Cain said he would continue bombing his own campaign. The general consensus was that someone always needs to be bombed, it’s the job of a president to conduct bombings, and that bombings would continue as long as a single Republican could gain access to the White House.