People say this is the greatest country in the world. How do they know? Where have they been? For all most of them know, there are places in the world where every day they’re handing out free pie. If you were in an office, and there was someone there who came in everyday and said, ‘I’m the greatest fucker here and all you sniveling shits would die without me! Ahaha!’ I can guarantee by the end of the week, you would have killed him. And eaten him… just to try to possess his power. – Lewis Black