Obama Administration Finally Adheres to Sharia Law

ImageSome neoconservatives’ worst fears were realized today when the Obama administration adhered, for the first time, to Sharia law, the Muslim religious legal system. Rather than let CIA Agent Raymond Davis face a Western style justice system in Pakistani courts for the shooting, in the back, of two Pakistanis, the defense paid “forgiveness funds” to get the agent off without a conviction. When asked if religious offerings and bribery would become a regular part of US foreign policy, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton tilted her head toward the White House and said “to forgive is divine” and offered to forgive anyone who might be inclined to eliminate her political opponents, purely as an investment strategy. Clinton withdrew the offer, shortly afterward, when she realized she was her own worst enemy.

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