The problem with writing creepy things is that you tend to look at creepy things, like creepy things, think about creepy things, say creepy things. And then women won’t make out with you. At least clowns and mimes can wipe it off.

— Asher's Maxim 373

Asher Black

Asher Black is a former literary and review editor who writes, thinks, reads, listens, and is interested in the interior darkness of the soul.

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