Anti-bio

[This bio is compiled from various negative reviews of Asher]

  • I don’t like Asher very much.
  • For one thing, he’s unpatriotic. He thinks we live in an aggressor nation that kills innocent people or something. He seems to like other countries better than ours. He’s always talking about someplace else, when he’s not knocking this country.
  • He doesn’t accept authority. He acts like he doesn’t have to answer to anyone. One of these days, someone’s going to shut him down.
  • He’s judgemental. Everyone has to earn his respect. He has no respect for the average person. He thinks he’s smarter or better than most people. I once asked Asher if he thought he was better than other people, and he said, “Better at what?”
  • He thinks very highly of himself, like he’s special. He acts like he’s above most people. He’s so aloof.
  • He thinks that knowing a lot of words and facts is very important. He never stops thinking, he’s always reading some book, and he always has something to say.
  • He doesn’t concern himself with the results of his ideas before deciding to accept them.
  • He doesn’t weigh the consensus of others against his own opinion before deciding what to believe. He’s opinionated. He almost never agrees with anything other people think, say, or believe. He has to be different.
  • He constantly wounds people’s pride, almost automatically, without trying. He’d be the first to be tossed out of an overcrowded lifeboat. I told him that once, and he said, “The fact that anyone would be tossed, makes me the necessary as well as logical choice.”
  • He’s into all kinds of weird, extreme, alternative things. If it’s unusual, he has to know about it or be involved in it.
  • He has all kinds of unusual theories about how the world works, what people do, and so on. He’s always reading some book about it.
  • He thinks he’s some kind of artist. I don’t understand his writing. He can’t just have a normal job, and that’s probably why he has to write.
  • Probably nobody should like him, but he has weird friends who he’s fooled into actually liking him for all of these things.
  • What a woman could see in him makes no sense. You’d think no woman would ever want him, but he either fools women into liking him or they’re weirdos, too.

From the Second Haunt

Asher Black has lived in many places, been and done many things, worn and still simultaneously wears many hats. Asher has also, at times, quite drastically changed his appearance, and (in keeping with his motto) changed organizations, beliefs, and relationships. Certain things, however, have remained constant. Asher is currently:

  • Writer
  • Publisher/Editor
  • Teacher/Speaker

These things seem unlikely to change, since Asher can’t help but do them wherever he goes, in whatever capacity he works or lives, and however he appears. And if one looks closely, Asher has always written, published, or taught, in part, to persuade. So naturally, he has been many times a salesman, business owner, founder and/or leader of enterprises and organizations, and has appeared (on occasion, in one shape or another) before a microphone, in the lens of a camera, and under a public spotlight.

He has sometimes been told to turn off his mind or keep quiet (which, for Asher, are the same thing). But one day, he looked at himself and said (along with Happy Harry Hardon), “So be it.” He has sometimes been called arrogant or foolish for not taking the advice, but Asher long ago found himself unable to be ashamed (again, very much like the Eat me, Beat me Lady). One could even refer to this web site as though it were a nude portrait — “Asher Unashamed”.

Kate & Leopold

Film poster for Kate & Leopold - Copyright 200...
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Kate & Leopold is the usual romance. Bumbling male, sharp female. If he rolls over and plays nice, he’ll win her heart. Excuse me while I vomit. If you like nice films about nice men and the uptight women who want them, you’ll like this one. This is every other romance you’ve seen where you could substitute Hugh Grant for the lead male. The bewildered kind of mind that only sees the beauty of the specialness that is you (i.e. her) – the kind you can dress up in knee-length trousers, suspenders, and a puffy shirt and take shopping with you. On the other hand, if you want a man’s teeth at your throat, look elsewhere.